“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

Bri, 27, Arizona, she/her, ♐️
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“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
one of my favorite underrated iasip moments is when frank adds a random stop sign on a street as a “prank” and charlie is like “you created a four way intersection, if anything you made this road safer”
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they’ll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!
it’s pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won’t find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.
(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)
you WIN!!! you get EVERYTHING!! GOOD DAY SIR!!! :D
ADHD is so silly because you can think about wanting to do something for like 2 weeks but nothing happens then all of a sudden you’re chilling and minding your own business and you get a freaking Inspiration Jumpscare